Opera While Shopping

Am I the only low brow, white trash that listens to this stuff? Anyone else have it on their iPod to listen to while driving? It's calming and keeps me from pulling my Glock out of the glove compartment and taking out folks talking or texting on cell phones while driving. Several months ago at the central market in Valencia, Spain, opera singers disguised as shopkeepers were selling produce at the various stalls there. Suddenly, Verdi's Il Travatore starts playing over the loudspeakers and they burst into song. None of the shoppers has a clue what's going on.