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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Yusoff, the Yak farmer

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Yustoff, Yak farmer

About Me

Basic Info

Sex:

Yes

Birthday:

Yes

Current City:

No city, farm

Hometown:

Yakutsk

Political Views:

What?

Religious Views:

What?

Bio

Siberian, height: 6' 8", weight: 1 medium Yak.

eyes: yes, brown, hair: yes white, Teeth: yes

Myers Briggs profile: INTJ

Favorite Quotations

Yak good, Polar Bear Bad

Work Yes

Education No

College: What?

High School: What?

Likes and Interests

Activities:

Fucking and yaks and farming and eating

Interests

Yes - see above

My Favorite Siberian Music

Best Bull Yak named: YAK-ob Schmirnoff

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Yusoff, the Yak farmer

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